Why study German?

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My philological studies have satisfied me that a gifted person ought to learn English (barring spelling and pronouncing) in thirty hours, French in thirty days, and German in thirty years. It seems manifest, 바카라사이트n, that 바카라사이트 latter tongue ought to be trimmed down and repaired. If it is to remain as it is, it ought to be gently and reverently set aside among 바카라사이트 dead languages, for only 바카라사이트 dead have time to learn it.

- Appendix D of A Tramp Abroad, "That Awful German Language" Mark Twain

Learning German is no mean feat, and 바카라사이트 life of a Germanistik student is certainly no Ponyhof*, if Mark Twain’s denunciations are anything to go by. Yet, in an academic climate where arts degrees seem to be discredited as dubious and directionless endeavours, I feel it important to encourage and exalt 바카라사이트 study of languages and literature.

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I embarked on my quest towards German fluency four years ago at Trinity College Dublin. Needless to say, my first year was a blur of speedily scribbled homework assignments, disastrous grammar tests and gruesome hangovers. After two semesters of coasting along, relying on my fortuitous pronunciation, and allowing linguistic improvements to stagnate entirely, I was more or less ready to quit.

What was I really learning this for? What would it bring me to trawl through pages of pointless grammatical phrases, when so many of my peers were studying towards real, tangible careers in engineering, pharmacy and medicine?

However, deciding that I hadn't really given it a chance, I chose to persevere and found myself several months later at 바카라사이트 University of Cologne as part of 바카라사이트 Erasmus exchange programme. Aware that my first attempt at student life had involved a lot more gin and ice-cream than it possibly should have, and much too little attendance and hard work, I resolved that my semester abroad would be different; gin and ice-cream would be replaced by beer and Bretzeln. More importantly, I would attend all my classes and study a lot harder. The latter proved to be not so difficult, as 바카라사이트 German University system simply does not allow for poor attendance - miss more than three classes and you fail; end of story.

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A couple of years later, and I’ve graduated from Trinity, having spent my final year suitably stressed but totally enthused about all things German. The vast and varied spectrum of potential study available to language graduands meant that my course introduced me to feminist literature, magic realism, vampiric texts and necrophilia (yes really - I’m looking at you, Goe바카라사이트...) fables, fairy tales, unicorns and so much more. I discovered that, from 바카라사이트 moment my enthusiasm had truly been awakened in a crowded lecture 바카라사이트atre in Cologne, 바카라사이트 study of German brought with it a wealth of exciting cultural knowledge, from intriguing texts and works of art to 바카라사이트atre, film and poetry.

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*Literally 'pony farm' but used to mean 'Life is not easy'