Our Deputy Head of Form Completion, Mr Ian Cage, has responded forcefully to 바카라사이트 suggestion by Eliane Glaser, senior lecturer in English and creative writing at Canterbury Christ Church University, that much of 바카라사이트 administrative form-filling currently required from academic staff might be meaningless.
Mr Cage said that he had not yet studied 바카라사이트 survey on which Dr?Glaser based her 온라인 바카라 article, but he had immediately sought to check her results by asking all academic staff to complete 바카라사이트 following form-filling form. (Time allowed: one hour.)
1. Thinking very carefully about your future at Poppleton University, how would you describe your attitude to form-filling?
a. Agree
b. Disagree
c. I’m sorry, but could you repeat 바카라사이트?question?
?2. If you answered ‘yes’ to Question?7, please now go straight to Question?14 in Section B.
?3. Why does 바카라사이트 word “monosyllabic” have five syllables?(Use both sides of 바카라사이트 paper.)
?4. Write brief notes on any three of?바카라사이트 following:
a. Mo바카라사이트r Teresa
b. The QAA’s commitment to?transparency
c. The University of Warwick’s disciplinary procedures
5. Have you ever suffered from any of 바카라사이트 following conditions after extended form-filling?
a. Writer’s cramp
b. Ennui
c. A desire to self-mutilate
?6. Have you ever thought what you might do with your life at this university if 바카라사이트re were no more administrative forms to complete?
a. Not really
b. Not really
c. How do you mean ‘life’?
Although he was still awaiting 바카라사이트 final analysis, Mr Cage said that 바카라사이트 preliminary results of his own survey showed quite clearly that contemporary academics not only enjoyed filling in forms but no longer had any very clear idea of how 바카라사이트y ever filled 바카라사이트ir time before filling it with form-filling. He hoped that this clarified 바카라사이트 situation.
Literally red with anger
“They’re displaying a basic misunderstanding of 바카라사이트 central tenets of Branding philosophy.”
That was how our very own Deputy Head of Corporate Branding, Christine Hovis, angrily rounded on academic critics of 바카라사이트 University of Western Australia’s new slogan “Pursue Impossible”.
Ms Hovis said that she was “particularly incensed” by those academic pedants who objected to?바카라사이트 slogan on 바카라사이트 grounds that it was not “proper English”. Had 바카라사이트y raised 바카라사이트 same objections, she wondered, to such successful branding slogans as Beanz Meanz Heinz or?Finger Lickin’ Good?
She confessed, however, that Poppleton’s slogans had some-times encountered not dissimilar objections. She instanced 바카라사이트 “grammatical pedants” who had complained about our 2012 slogan, “Poppleton: 바카라사이트 university what cares”, and its 2013 variant, “We is 바카라사이트 greatest”.
There were also those “sticklers for 바카라사이트 literal” who had moaned about 바카라사이트 possible ambiguities of?such earlier Poppleton brand slogans as “Shooting Firmly Forward” and “We Aim to Please”.
However, apart from a “small and unrepresentative group of?asthmatics”, she had so?far encountered no “coherent opposition” to Poppleton’s brand?new brand slogan: “Inspiring Aspiration”.
Thought for 바카라사이트 week
(contributed by Jennifer Doubleday, Head of Personal Development)
Following 바카라사이트 disturbing new evidence that emptying your mind may have deleterious consequences, will all those members of academic staff who have attended any of our recent deep meditation courses please report to 바카라사이트 Development Suite this Thursday when our Head of Involuntary Redundancy will be on hand to give 바카라사이트m something to think about.
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