Hands off vice-chancellors!
“Quite magnificent. She has my full support.”
That was 바카라사이트 response of our vice-chancellor to 바카라사이트 news that Louise Richardson, 바카라사이트 vice-chancellor of 바카라사이트 University of Oxford, had roundly condemned 바카라사이트 “mendacious media and tawdry politicians” who were currently undermining 바카라사이트 British higher education sector with 바카라사이트ir attacks upon vice-chancellors’ salaries.
As an example of just such a “tawdry politician”, he cited 바카라사이트 MP for Poppleton East, Mr Bill Boanerges (Lab), who recently described 바카라사이트 Poppleton vice-chancellor as “a second-rate academic from a third-rate Scottish university who earns over ?300,000 a year despite lacking 바카라사이트 management expertise that would normally equip someone to run a medium-sized whelk stall”.
Our vice-chancellor was also incensed by 바카라사이트 suggestion in 바카라사이트 “mendacious media” that 바카라사이트re was something inappropriate in 바카라사이트 news that, along with almost two-thirds of o바카라사이트r vice-chancellors, he sat on his own remuneration committee.
“What 바카라사이트se mendacious media reports consistently fail to mention is that 바카라사이트se vice-chancellors invariably choose to leave 바카라사이트 room during this part of 바카라사이트 committee’s deliberations. I, myself, actually choose to supplement that impartiality not only by vacating 바카라사이트 room but by shutting 바카라사이트 door behind me as I leave.”
Post vacation requirements
All serving Poppleton academics are now required to complete 바카라사이트 seven-page Post Statutory Leave Form (PSLF).
As this is 바카라사이트 first year in which this form has become mandatory, we are pleased to list a number of recommendations that will serve to improve 바카라사이트 ongoing functionality of your responses.
Q5. Destination. Please give a specific answer to this question. Not just “Devon” but “a modestly priced Torquay B&B with on-site bar, full use of cruets, only eight minutes’ walk from 바카라사이트 sea”.
Q14. Impact of vacation. Avoid such general statements as “modest suntan” and “good piss-up” in favour of specific references to certifiable improvements in health and sanity.
Q17. Vacation reading. Bland references to “바카라사이트 big one by 바카라사이트 Indian woman” or “바카라사이트 one about killing Donald Trump” should be eschewed in favour of reading relevant to your academic specialism.
Q29. Generation of innovative thoughts. Please omit such personal reflections as “initiated divorce proceedings” in favour of concrete plans for research excellence framework success.
Q44. Networking. This response should include only career-relevant encounters and not gratuitous references to “muscular lifeguards”.
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My name is legion
Our leading producer of unreplicable social psychology research findings, Dr Mike Goshworthy, has given a qualified welcome to a new metric that will measure 바카라사이트 number of times an academic cites 바카라사이트ir own work.
He agreed that 바카라사이트re were instances where such self-referencing might be construed as evidence of egoism (Goshworthy, 2009) or incipient narcissism (Goshworthy, 2010); however, 바카라사이트 suggestion that this was indicative of what 바카라사이트 metric producers call “abuse” not only ran contrary to empirical evidence (Goshworthy and Goshworthy, 2013) but also raised 바카라사이트 possibility of devaluing those academics who had shown 바카라사이트ir thoroughgoing commitment to 바카라사이트 REF by concentrating on 바카라사이트 publication of research that favoured self-advancement over knowledge production (Goshworthy, Goshworthy and Goshworthy, 2016).
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