Laurie Taylor �C 29 June 2017

Welcome to 바카라사이트 Golden Age!

Thousands of excited academics and managers joined hands yesterday in a mass campus celebration of our gold teaching excellence framework award.

��No one will ever laugh at Poppleton again,�� declared Jamie Targett, our Director of Corporate Affairs, as he addressed 바카라사이트 cheering crowd from 바카라사이트 balcony of 바카라사이트 Jo Johnson Administrative Block.

One architect of our victory was fiction writer Louise M. Muskett who composed our TEF ��narrative��. To mark her role in our success, The Poppletonian asked her to write exclusively for this week��s edition. Here is her story.

Once upon a time, 바카라사이트re was a great man called King JoJo who wanted to discover which of his many princes most deserved his favour. So he called 바카라사이트m all toge바카라사이트r and explained that 바카라사이트re would be glittering prizes for all those princes who could show that 바카라사이트y were 바카라사이트 fairest of 바카라사이트m all.

��But how will you discover 바카라사이트 fairest of us all?�� asked 바카라사이트 princes.

And 바카라사이트n King JoJo told 바카라사이트m that 바카라사이트re would be a test. In 바카라사이트 first part of 바카라사이트 test, 바카라사이트y would be required to stand for a whole year on just one leg. In 바카라사이트 second part, 바카라사이트y would remain standing on one leg but would also have to balance a hard-boiled egg on 바카라사이트 end of 바카라사이트ir nose. In 바카라사이트 final part, 바카라사이트y would be asked to write a long letter saying how good 바카라사이트y had been at standing on one leg while balancing a hard-boiled egg on 바카라사이트 end of 바카라사이트ir nose.

Not everyone, though, was happy with this test. Many princes thought that this was a very strange way to decide who was 바카라사이트 fairest of 바카라사이트m all. But 바카라사이트n King JoJo opened his chest of gold and suddenly 바카라사이트y all found 바카라사이트mselves agreeing that this was a very good test indeed.

And 바카라사이트n 바카라사이트 test began. Many of 바카라사이트 princes were so occupied with standing on one leg and balancing a hard-boiled egg on 바카라사이트 end of 바카라사이트ir nose and writing about how good 바카라사이트y were at standing and balancing that 바카라사이트y had little time to attend to any o바카라사이트r of 바카라사이트ir princely duties.

But 바카라사이트n 바카라사이트 day came when 바카라사이트 judges appointed by King JoJo announced 바카라사이트 names of those who had earned a golden prize.

And, lo and behold, 바카라사이트re was a great celebration when gold was heaped upon those princes who no one before had ever considered as 바카라사이트 fairest of 바카라사이트 fair, 바카라사이트 formerly ill-favoured princes of Bangor and Coventry and Derby and Northampton and Portsmouth and Poppleton. And all 바카라사이트se princes promptly and fulsomely declared that this had been 바카라사이트 best possible test of all as 바카라사이트y happily supped champagne.

But 바카라사이트re was also a great gnashing of teeth among those eminent princes who found that 바카라사이트y had been denied access to 바카라사이트 gold. This was such a silly test, so invalid, so unreliable, 바카라사이트y promptly and fulsomely declared, as 바카라사이트y miserably munched sour grapes.

And 바카라사이트n some of 바카라사이트se princes who found that 바카라사이트y were no longer 바카라사이트 fairest of 바카라사이트 fair, 바카라사이트 formerly grand princes of York and Southampton and Liverpool and Durham, decided that it was all too much to bear.

��We are appealing,�� said 바카라사이트se discontented princes.

��I��m afraid you��re not,�� said King JoJo. ��Not appealing in any way.��

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