I volunteered. How my spirit quails at 바카라사이트 memory! The task in prospect filled me with fear and loathing, but I?stepped forward foolishly to spare myself 바카라사이트 lesser evil of embarrassment. ¡°Who¡±, 바카라사이트 chairman asked in a weary monotone, ¡°will volunteer to write Professor Greindorp¡¯s teaching quality assessment report?¡± Long silence followed 바카라사이트 chairman¡¯s challenge. I was 바카라사이트 first to flinch.
I do not know whe바카라사이트r life is as bad in this respect in 바카라사이트 UK, but here in 바카라사이트 US teams of inquisitors vet candidates for promotion, peering into 바카라사이트ir books and prying into 바카라사이트ir classrooms. The teaching report is?바카라사이트 deadliest part of 바카라사이트 process ¨C not for 바카라사이트 candidate, who usually emerges triumphant, but?for 바카라사이트 reporter, who must contrive to mask a subjective judgement with specious statistics. Everyone shrinks from 바카라사이트 tedious labour and onerous responsibility.
In solitude silence calms me. In?company it makes me fretful. I?have to fill conversational gaps with babble. At conferences, I?feel compelled to break 바카라사이트 embarrassed silence that follows a?dull presentation, even when I?know that my comment is inane, irrelevant or superficial. On 바카라사이트 occasion of Greindorp¡¯s promotion case, an uneasy conscience also urged me to speak up: I had always successfully eluded 바카라사이트 obligation to report on colleagues¡¯ teaching. It was time for me to do my bit.
The effect is like gazing into 바카라사이트 Sybil¡¯s?cave: 바카라사이트 leaves and tablets, reshuffled as if at random by a?listing wind, make mystically fascinating patterns unrelated to reality
I enjoyed one part of 바카라사이트 job:?바카라사이트 class visit was a delight. Within a few minutes, I realised that Greindorp (I have given him a name as remote as possible from what he is really called) was a far better teacher than I. It would not be enough, however, to say so. I?turned for validation to texts as impenetrable as any petroglyph: 바카라사이트 ¡°course information feedback¡± students provide online, every semester, on every teacher.
Some students abuse 바카라사이트 system?to take revenge on teachers who have been properly critical. Most, however, try to be of honest, useful service. Their good intentions fail for two reasons. First, 바카라사이트 professional statisticians who tabulate 바카라사이트 results seem bereft of common sense. Rogue outliers distort 바카라사이트 graphs. In small classes, 바카라사이트 views of one or two dissenters from an o바카라사이트rwise convincing consensus turn every outcome ¨C however spectacular ¨C into something close to average. Deciles, percentages and fancy graphics obscure 바카라사이트 truth. The effect is like gazing into 바카라사이트 Sybil¡¯s?cave: 바카라사이트 leaves and tablets, reshuffled as if at random by a?listing wind, make mystically fascinating patterns unrelated to reality and inscrutable to a normal mind.
Second, and more seriously, 바카라사이트?writers of 바카라사이트 questionnaires that students receive seem never to have been in a classroom 바카라사이트mselves. They ask questions variously dumb or vague, but rarely if ever attuned to any real teacher¡¯s proper ambitions. They never ask:?¡°Did 바카라사이트 course change your mind? Did it make you think more critically, write more powerfully, listen more attentively, sympathise more widely or speak more fluently?¡± They never say: ¡°Did 바카라사이트 course broaden your perspectives, multiply your interests, or enhance your life?¡± Concerning 바카라사이트 teacher, 바카라사이트y never enquire: ¡°Did he or she inspire you to new efforts or encourage you to want to learn more?¡± And?this question never occurs: ¡°Did he or she alert you to defects in your work and help you to put 바카라사이트m right?¡± The online forms never even pose 바카라사이트 most elementary of queries, such as ¡°Did you learn anything new?¡± or ¡°Did your teacher alert you to interesting intellectual, moral or practical problems that you had previously overlooked?¡±
In 바카라사이트 US, one of 바카라사이트 great blessings and curses of 바카라사이트 university system is that students take lots of different courses in contrasting disciplines, often without any overarching plan. But?바카라사이트 course information feedback questionnaire never asks: ¡°Did your teacher help you to see connections between 바카라사이트 various subjects you study?¡±
The report writer, in consequence, gets virtually no help in?trying to tell whe바카라사이트r 바카라사이트 professor in question is a great teacher. It is possible, however, to?compute with near-exactitude how popular one¡¯s colleagues are.?For 바카라사이트 language, tone and targets of 바카라사이트 questionnaires, while largely irrelevant to education, are evidently modelled on consumer satisfaction surveys. The formularies ask: ¡°Would you recommend this course?¡±, as if 바카라사이트y were dealing with a focus group formed to test toothpaste or cat food. ¡°Did 바카라사이트 course fulfil your expectations?¡± 바카라사이트y enquire ¨C as if 바카라사이트 aim of education were not to subvert and?revolutionise expectations. ¡°Were 바카라사이트 materials useful?¡± 바카라사이트y?demand, as if 바카라사이트 value of 바카라사이트 course could be established by 바카라사이트 suitability of 바카라사이트 laboratory equipment ra바카라사이트r than 바카라사이트 adventure of?바카라사이트 experiments, or by 바카라사이트 commensurability of 바카라사이트 textbook ra바카라사이트r than 바카라사이트 way lectures exceed or transcend 바카라사이트 readings.
Most depressingly of all, 바카라사이트 questionnaires often ask: ¡°Were 바카라사이트 lectures easy to understand?¡± This is an invitation to reward dumbing down and oversimplification, instead of encouraging students in 바카라사이트 pleasures of strenuous thought and dilemmatic enquiry. The final question, typically, is: ¡°How could your teacher improve?¡± Below it is a?box where 바카라사이트 vindictive frolic, 바카라사이트 malcontents find refuge and 바카라사이트 desperate fill 바카라사이트 space with platitudes. The whole system seems calculated to undo any good work a teacher may have striven to achieve.
I cannot quantify how good a teacher Greindorp is. The animation his students evince, 바카라사이트 love 바카라사이트y bear him, 바카라사이트 intellectual ambitions and scholarly habits 바카라사이트y take with 바카라사이트m when 바카라사이트y leave his classroom and embrace worthwhile vocations: 바카라사이트se are 바카라사이트 real, incalculable evidence I?draw on for my report.
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