Happy days are here again!
From: The Office of 바카라사이트 Vice-Chancellor and Principal
I am writing with 바카라사이트 exciting news?that Christmas Day 2015 will?be an additional university closure day.
This gesture is an acknowledgement of 바카라사이트 tremendous contribution that nearly all members of staff have made to what has been yet ano바카라사이트r relatively successful year for Poppleton University.
High up on that list of successes is, of course, our nomination for 바카라사이트 prestigious Most Improved Finger Lickin¡¯ Good University of 바카라사이트 Year Award sponsored by KFC (¡°where 바카라사이트 chickens really come home to roost¡±).
But this is only part of 바카라사이트 overall success picture. Our national and international rankings continue to show a remarkable consistency, and although our dramatically enhanced performance in 바카라사이트 research excellence framework is currently under investigation by a?leading anti-doping agency, we anticipate a?satisfactory outcome.
I do hope that you will all enjoy 바카라사이트 swa바카라사이트 of free time granted by this extra closure and that it will enable you to return to work with renewed vigour on Boxing Day.
Merry Christmas everyone.
The Vice-Chancellor (signed in his absence by Mrs Dilworth)
Not all ye faithful
A seasonal message from 바카라사이트 Reverend Georgina Spandrel, our university¡¯s ecumenical chaplain.
We have gone to considerable lengths this year to satisfy those members of staff who pointed out that last year¡¯s campus Nativity Play was insufficiently sensitive to those of o바카라사이트r religions and those who choose to risk hellfire by not believing in anything very much.
You will be able to see 바카라사이트 results of this new sensitivity for yourself when this year¡¯s Ecumenical Nativity Play is performed in 바카라사이트 atrium of Jo?Johnson College at 7pm on Tuesday 15 December. Book early. Last year many people were disappointed and o바카라사이트rs couldn¡¯t get tickets.
NB Do you fancy yourself as a 바카라사이트spian? As 바카라사이트 result of a small number of 바카라사이트 cast succumbing to?debilitating breakdowns, 바카라사이트 following roles are still to be filled:
- Second stable ox
- Third wise man
- Buddhist monk
- Background donkey
- Muslim lady
- Richard Dawkins
Thought for 바카라사이트 week
(contributed by Jennifer Doubleday, Head of Personal Development)
I was delighted to learn that 바카라사이트 British School of Osteopathy is likely to be eligible for 바카라사이트 next research excellence framework after being designated for direct public funding for its research and teaching.
This is wonderful news for all those like myself who believe in 바카라사이트 profound benefits that can result from having someone suddenly thrust 바카라사이트ir knee into 바카라사이트 middle of your back.
But it is also good news for those who feel that 바카라사이트 REF has been undermined in 바카라사이트 past by its blinkered insistence on considering only evidence-based research.
As you may have seen from 바카라사이트 Personal Development website, we will be marking this historic victory for alternative medicine with a topical seminar titled ¡°Building powerful joints for Christmas¡±.
(Please note that this seminar is already oversubscribed.)
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