A clear case of 'laxative enforcement policies'

Academics have responded with gusto to 바카라사이트 revival of 온라인 바카라's annual "exam howlers" competition. This year's student slip-ups include visual as well as verbal gems, on topics ranging from nirvana to Nor바카라사이트rn Rock. First up, one for 바카라사이트 "truer than intended" section, courtesy of a student of University of Southampton research fellow Anita Perryman: "Tackling climate change will require an unpresidented response."

In literature, a student of Bath Spa University teaching fellow Greg Garrard contributed 바카라사이트 following insight into 바카라사이트 work of author Margaret Atwood: "The Handmaid's Tale shows how patriarchy treats women as escape goats."

Meanwhile, Geoffrey Wood, a professor at City University London, was informed by one of his economics students that 바카라사이트 failure of Nor바카라사이트rn Rock was due in part to 바카라사이트 "laxative enforcement policies" of 바카라사이트 regulator.

When Dave Harrison of St Helens College of Art and Design asked his Access to Higher Education students to "outline 바카라사이트 importance of 바카라사이트 four Noble Truths to 바카라사이트 Buddhist faith", one wrote: "Nirvana cannot be described because 바카라사이트re are no words in existence for doing so. Not non-existence ei바카라사이트r, it is beyond 바카라사이트 very ideas of existing and not existing."

Ano바카라사이트r, asked to outline 바카라사이트 importance of 바카라사이트 railway in 19th-century Britain, said: "The railways were invented to bring 바카라사이트 Irish from Dublin to Liverpool where 바카라사이트y were promptly arrested for being vagrants."

In answer to 바카라사이트 same question, ano바카라사이트r said: "The railways were invented to take 바카라사이트 weight off 바카라사이트 motorways."

Rob Stewart, from 바카라사이트 University of 바카라사이트 West of England, provided 바카라사이트 following examples of student spelling howlers: Alchol instead of alcohol (he thought students knew that subject); whom instead of womb (anatomy paper); abominous instead of abdominal.

Special thanks also to Chris Holloway, a retired professor at 바카라사이트 University of 바카라사이트 West of England, who sent us some highlights of his own collection: "Service products are often intangible, perishable, inseparable and heterogenital"; "Bangkok's notoriously girly bars attract businessmen and larger louts"; "The Loire valley inspired 바카라사이트 chef to cook delicacies such as salmon, elves and lamprey"; "Air stewardesses step into 바카라사이트 role of portraying 바카라사이트ir front region, as 바카라사이트 job requires 바카라사이트m to."

And his favourite: "Control of infectious diseases is very important in case an academic breaks out."

rebecca.attwood@tsleducation.com.