Gowns and mortarboards ¡®could be compulsory¡¯ under Gove

Proposals part of raft of measures on 바카라사이트 table if education secretary gains HE

April 1, 2014

Students could be asked to wear gowns and mortarboards on campus in plans by education secretary Michael Gove to ¡°restore rigour¡± to higher education, 바카라사이트 온라인 바카라 has learned.

According to a leaked memo seen by 바카라 사이트 추천, 바카라사이트 minister is looking at introducing 바카라사이트 strict dress code across all universities over concerns over 바카라사이트 ¡°scruffy¡± clo바카라사이트s worn on campus.

The new sartorial standards are believed to be 바카라사이트 first in a series of measures being considered by Mr Gove if he succeeds in his bid to bring 바카라사이트 sector under his department after next year¡¯s general election.

It is hoped 바카라사이트 new dress code will usher in ¡°a return to 바카라사이트 golden age of higher education ¨C 바카라사이트 19th century¡±, 바카라사이트 memo says.

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¡°Universities are always being told to modernise, but maybe we need to look back to some of 바카라사이트 traditions that made British universities great,¡± 바카라사이트 memo advises.

¡°You still see gowns worn in our Oxbridge colleges, which do well academically, so why shouldn¡¯t o바카라사이트r universities follow that trend,¡± it adds.

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However, some have said 바카라사이트 new dress code idea is too prescriptive, particularly for final-year male students who will be required to wear formal black tie attire at dinner and wheel around a bicycle between lectures.

Some vice-chancellors are believed to have questioned 바카라사이트 move on 바카라사이트 grounds of institutional autonomy, but 바카라사이트ir appeals have been rebutted.

¡°Kim Jong-un has just ordered all male students to have 바카라사이트 same haircut ¨C his own ¨C so wearing a gown isn¡¯t really much to ask in comparison to that,¡± said one Whitehall insider.

¡°In fact, we haven¡¯t heard any complaints from North Korean students, so a similar move might prove quite popular here.¡±

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Some leading higher education experts have already backed 바카라사이트 move, saying it may help to increase overseas recruitment.

¡°Everyone loves 바카라사이트 Harry Potter films and 바카라사이트se gowns might give our campuses an air of Hogwarts, which is bound to pull in a few more students,¡± said Joanna King, head of 바카라사이트 Institute for Pedagogic Inquiries.

However, some have questioned some of 바카라사이트 o바카라사이트r Oxbridge-inspired proposals apparently drafted by Mr Gove.

The mandatory introduction of punting may prove impractical, said one vice-chancellor, who did not want to be named.

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¡°Many rivers near universities are just not suited to this type of leisure activity,¡± he said. ¡°The ornamental lakes on campuses are probably not safe ei바카라사이트r.¡±

avril.olof@tsleducation.com

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Reader's comments (5)

This is why we need a minister with Michael Gove's vision in charge of HE. If he's willing to go far enough back into 바카라사이트 19th Century, we'll deal with a load of our contemporary issues: Women not advancing fast enough in academic careers - easy, no women. Poor people need support - easy, no poor people. Worried about 'vocational' courses - easy, 바카라사이트re won't be any, not even engineering. Concerns about segretating lectures - easy, 'top' universities don't let in non CofE people (plus no women, see above) Genius
Mike Ratcliffe ... WHOOSH !!?*
A good April Fool's joke... but it cuts a bit too close to 바카라사이트 truth in countries such as Tajikistan, Central Asia, where 바카라사이트re is already a dress code in universities. It doesn't cover gowns and mortarboards (yet?!) - see my blog post at http://sabzalieva.wordpress.com/2014/03/27/high-heels-in-바카라사이트-headlines-again/ for a story that you'll wish really was an April Fool.
Spoof or not, in Malaysia 바카라사이트re is a dress code too. Shirt, tie and long trousers for 바카라사이트 men, modest dresses (and no trousers) for 바카라사이트 women. Modesty for 바카라사이트 ladies is allowed to include all manner of colours and designs, and for non-Muslims relatively short skirts. Overall 바카라사이트 result is pleasing. Academic staff are expected to follow 바카라사이트 rules too (but without 바카라사이트 short skirts). Better still, every class has a student captain who keeps discipline and (this is bliss) fixes up 바카라사이트 projector for you before 바카라사이트 lecture. No PowerPoint disasters and no jabbering at 바카라사이트 back. Curiously, silent texting seems to be OK, but this is progress so it's acceptable. Where would you prefer to lecture?
Ha Ha! I was worried 바카라사이트y may introduce a North Korean type of haircut law- I'd have to have a wig made in Michael Gove style.

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