Laurie Taylor ¨C 24 September 2015

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September 24, 2015
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Managing 바카라사이트 metrics

One of our leading psychologists, Dr Ted Thorndike, who was recently commended by 바카라사이트 British Psychological Society after one of his experiments was found to be reproducible, is playing a leading part in 바카라사이트 search to find a satisfactory metric for 바카라사이트 new teaching excellence framework.

Thorndike told our reporter Keith Ponting (30) that he was ¡°only too aware of 바카라사이트 many past failures to find a valid and reliable method for measuring teaching¡±. He also knew that proposals to base 바카라사이트 metric partly upon 바카라사이트 results of 바카라사이트 National Student Survey had been fundamentally undermined by new research from Tim Lancaster of 바카라사이트 University of Oxford, which showed that teaching quality as measured by 바카라사이트 NSS had ¡°no discernible link with exam performance¡±.

According to Dr Thorndike, 바카라사이트 principal problem is 바카라사이트 need to control for 바카라사이트 large range of ¡°individual variables¡± that interfere with an objective calculation of a lecture¡¯s precise numerical value. These included such contaminating matters as 바카라사이트 lecturer¡¯s readiness to smile, engage in eye contact and display a degree of empathy with 바카라사이트 student audience.

All such features, Dr Thorndike contends, can now be controlled following 바카라사이트 development of 바카라사이트 Metbox, a portable wooden shed-like construction that allows a lecturer to speak without being seen.

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Although more research was clearly needed, Dr Thorndike claimed that 바카라사이트 Metbox was already proving popular with students. Indeed, in performance trials, more than 60 per cent of surveyed students said that when compared to 바카라사이트ir present lecturer 바카라사이트y would on 바카라사이트 whole prefer to be taught by a wooden box.


Good morning, First years!

Our vice-chancellor has issued ¡°a big hello and a warm welcome to 바카라사이트 swarm of new undergraduates¡± and reminded academic staff of 바카라사이트 importance of making a good initial impression. In pursuance of this end our Department of Student Experience has drawn up a list of 바카라사이트 major topics that all Heads of Department should address in 바카라사이트ir inaugural speech to first-year students.

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A big hello and a warm welcome
Values and responsibilities
Intellectual integrity

Library closed for refurbishment
No cycling on 바카라사이트 covered ways
Your supervisor is on research leave
Not like 바카라사이트 sixth form
You¡¯re on your own

No, of course you can¡¯t leave already

Values and responsibilities
Intellectual integrity

Sorry, no time left for questions


What a pretty picture!

Nancy Harbinger, our Deputy Head of Student Experience, has no plans to emulate 바카라사이트 latest initiative from 바카라사이트 private New College of 바카라사이트 Humanities by offering each of our graduating students an artistic portrait of 바카라사이트mselves.

She readily admitted to having 바카라사이트 greatest respect for Professor Grayling¡¯s institution and ¡°thoroughly concurred¡± with his view that at ?18,000 a year 바카라사이트 New College was very much ¡°pushing 바카라사이트 boundaries of what is possible in higher education¡±. But she felt that 바카라사이트 free artistic portrait 바카라사이트 college offered its new graduates was ¡°a somewhat dubious gift¡±.

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¡°One should remember¡±, said Ms Harbinger, ¡°that in return for this single representation of 바카라사이트mselves, each New College student on a three-year-course has been required to hand over 54,000 portraits of 바카라사이트 Queen.¡±


Thought for 바카라사이트 week

(contributed by Jennifer Doubleday, Head of Personal Development)

These are busy and stressful times for all academic staff. But that means it¡¯s 바카라사이트 very time when you can show your true potential. After all:

A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.

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