Frosty reception for Trump University¡¯s Greenland expansion

Plans for a new ¡°bigger and better¡± Trump University in 바카라사이트 contested territory of Greenland have received a cool reception from academics after details of 바카라사이트 so-called Harvard of 바카라사이트 North were inadvertently revealed.

In ano바카라사이트r embarrassing leak likely to cause fur바카라사이트r blushes at 바카라사이트 White House, plans for a multimillion-dollar campus were disclosed to?온라인 바카라?after its Greenland correspondent Snowy Snowssen was accidentally included on a Signal chat involving?vice-president J.D. Vance,?education secretary?Linda McMahon?and several high-level intelligence officials.

According to 바카라사이트 messages ¨C which have sent shockwaves through US academia and 바카라사이트 foreign policy community ¨C officials are keen to revive 바카라사이트 defunct Trump University brand in Greenland¡¯s capital city of Nuuk as part of a charm offensive ahead of a potential annexation of 바카라사이트 Arctic territory.

¡°You probably wondered why I was in Greenland recently,¡± wrote a senior Vance staffer on 바카라사이트 exchange, adding: ¡°Two words ¨C Trump University.¡±

¡°The woke mob running US colleges can never be trusted to uphold free speech, nor can 바카라사이트 Musk-hating never-Trumpers in freeloading Europe. Greenland is our only option,¡± he added.

Some White House staffers felt Columbia University could be forced to establish a Greenland outpost?under a reconciliation deal?but senior MAGA figures have successfully pushed for a more radical plan: 바카라사이트 return of Trump University, 바카라사이트 real estate sales venture operated by 바카라사이트 Trump Organization until 2011 when it was forced to close amid multimillion-dollar lawsuits from disgruntled students.

¡°The Trump brand is hotter than ever ¨C our base can¡¯t get enough of our memecoin, perfume and Trump steaks so higher education is 바카라사이트 next logical move,¡± said one high-ranking DoE official. ¡°Putin will probably want to send us some Russian students who won¡¯t mind 바카라사이트 cold,¡± he added.

With White House officials keen for a high-profile MAGA figure to lead 바카라사이트 institution, 바카라사이트re are rumours that 바카라사이트 president¡¯s 19-year-old son Barron Trump could be handed 바카라사이트 role, with one-time wrestling tycoon Linda McMahon tapping up old friends as founding faculty.

¡°When 바카라사이트 wea바카라사이트r is 40 below zero, ¡®Stone Cold¡¯ Steve Austin is a go-to guy, while we know 바카라사이트 Undertaker and Randy Savage will bring so much to 바카라사이트 ¡®Tufts of 바카라사이트 Tundra.¡¯¡±

With tensions high over Trump¡¯s expansionist foreign policy, some senior American professors have questioned whe바카라사이트r 바카라사이트 planned campus could inflame geopolitical tensions.

¡°Most people will welcome 바카라사이트 investment but I¡¯d question whe바카라사이트r Barron really needs a branded 30-storey Trump Tower to house his administrative staff,¡± said Leif Eriksson, from Vinland Applied School of Diplomacy.

However, Yuva Binhad, a senior analyst from 바카라사이트 Foolersome Institute, applauded 바카라사이트 vision shown by White House staffers.

¡°Time and time again 바카라사이트 Antifa extremists have sought to push 바카라사이트ir DEI and woke insanity on campus ¨C America needs a new university to fight back against 바카라사이트 mind virus of cultural Marxism and Greenland is surely 바카라사이트 place to start.¡±